Hello everyone, just so you right from the start – I am not one Kier Kemp, I’m the little blonde one again who likes Star Wars. Kier is feeling a bit under the weather tonight and has retired for the evening with the instructions ‘Drew, will you do a blog for me boy? Do it as though you were me but…as you.’ So I said ‘Alright but what do you want me to do it about?’ and the hairy one replied ‘I don’t know have ago at pumpkins or something.’ And now without further ado I take on my role as honourary Kier…
Are you alright boys and girls of the internet you alright? Good. Well I got something to get off my chest (my ludicrously, unecessarily bloody hairy chest). You ready? Course you are *chuckles*. I’ve just been thinking, what’s so great about pumpkins right? Everyone makes a fuss about them – but what have they really done? Are they supposed to scare me cos I can tell you that they don’t – because I’m awesome. Let’s look at the facts – it’s bright orange, right. That is definitely not going to make me shit myself. Exhibit B, I can eat it. And if I can eat it then it’s definitely not going to put the fear in me.It might as well be a pizza that I can horrendously drown with tomato ketchup until it resembles a soup more than a pizza. Hold on for one second I’m just going to have a twiddle with my fringe……………. There we go. Did I mention I love tatoos? Because I love tatoos. In fact I’m going to get a tatoo as soon as I finish this blog, but what am I gonna get. Maybe one of Drew’s lovely face with ‘I <3 Drew’ written underneath. Yeah what could be a better tatoo than one of my favourite person in the whole wide world, what a boy! But anyway enough about that fabulous, devilishly cool cat Woolsifer Woolnough, pumpkins basically can jog on mate *chuckles* or they’ll have have me bust some Jean Claude Van Damme worthy moves BOOM! *Chuckles*
So there we go Kier’s blog for today brought to courtesy of a Timid WHO’D HAVE FUNK IT?! And Kier you know I love I was just playing ;). So I’ll sign off now after that barely Halloween related drivvle – not long until our Halloween show in Islington though (26th of October for those not in the know) and it’s gonna be a fracking banger Boomer so come on down and let’s rock this mother to the max. And that’s a fact.