You ASS sked. You Gscrot. It’s an FVKristmas! Part II (Kerrang Introducing)

Is that? Could it be!? Do mine eyes sniff the quaint clamour of sleigh-bells jingling in the snowy winter air!!!? “Yes, yes they do!” Say’s a thick voice – like the clicks and spits of a warm open fire – from behind me. Do I turn? Could it true be he, the man I was told … Continue reading You ASS sked. You Gscrot. It’s an FVKristmas! Part II (Kerrang Introducing)